A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.
24 hour comfort - DO NOT WEAR IN TANNING SALON
Protect ya neck!
Happy Hour? Already?
Fancy a movie?
The most perfect dinner I've ever had, at this tiny place in Montreal - I had the BLT, my husband CK had a bacon cheeseburger. I could've (and almost) died.
Making salad bearable:
Oh, you got some sh*t in your teeth:
Taking advantage of Lord Bacon - this is NOT ok.
FACT:
Eye candy:
Bacon Band-Aids! yay!
ReplyDeleteWanna come over and I will make those salads with some bacon crumbles... and a side of steak?